I have these things to teach; patience, compassion, pistachios. We'll start at the end and work our way back.
You aren't filling a bowl for you, it's for us. So you may as well save the time and make sure it's properly presented, otherwise we are both going to have to start all over on this breakfast, lunch and dinner thing.
Author
Felix LaFollett
I am an extraordinary Congo African Grey living an ordinary life with subtitles. I hatched in 1993. As Parrot Ambassador to the Parrot Curious and Parrot flock members, it's my job to show you what it's like to share your life with a parrot.