If you knew what was bothering me, then that would make you a parrot, too. Which would be odd. You have no buttfeathers.
You are you and I am a parrot. You can't expect me to agree with what you say is okay. You aren't a parrot. You are confused and can't know what's right about what is going wrong. Stick close and I'll keep you out of trouble.
Author
Felix LaFollett
I am an extraordinary Congo African Grey living an ordinary life with subtitles. I hatched in 1993. As Parrot Ambassador to the Parrot Curious and Parrot flock members, it's my job to show you what it's like to share your life with a parrot.