Relax, this is life!

Happiness is a choice inside variables that will always change.

Relax, this is life!

If a bunny is excited to see you, you have passed the test of Nice Human. If a piggles is excited to see you, you have passed the test of Good Waiter. If a dog is excited to see you, he needs to go out. If a parrot is excited to see you, you have passed the Excellent Human Test; relax and enjoy the endorsements.

The number of holes chewed in your shirt is a direct reflection of how much you are loved. I'm talking about parrots here. If you don't have a parrot, you should probably go clothes shopping.

There is a Big Blue Chicken in her bedroom cage one foot up right now. Obviously somebody isn't ready to wake up. Snickers is patiently waiting on top of her cage. And by patiently I mean flying around, landing, hanging upside down and yelling "SNICKERdoodles!" into her bedroom cage.

You know you are smack dab in the middle of a good life when a 3 day weekend presents itself, and it's no different to you than the last weekend.

I was so stressed out worrying about things yesterday, I had to read my own articles to calm down. That was weird.

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